June 12, 2009 QWERTY Recent Posts QWERTY: Video Games are an Embarrassment Disclaimer: QWERTY's opinions are not mine nor the site's. The psudonym QWERTY is used to protect the innocent. (I realized if you had no idea what he was talking about you would find this even more vulgar than it was meant to be. I told him this and I was told to mind my own business you fascist dictator. - Eric Swain) It used to be that we were embarrassed about a video game because of how it was perceived. We holed up and rode along the serf as we defended our turf with nerf. | more
June 5, 2009 QWERTY Recent Posts QWERTY: Run Like Hell Disclaimer: QWERTY's opinions are not mine nor the site's. The psudonym QWERTY is used to protect the innocent. (I have no comment. - Eric Swain) What the hell are you doing just sitting there? Did you not read the title? Do you not comprehend what is going on all around you? While some may understand, not enough of you do. Zombie apocalypse has got nothing on what's coming. And Microsoft its all your fault. You brought this upon is. Milo, what does that stand for? Microsoft's Inclination to Launch Overlords. | more
May 29, 2009 QWERTY Recent Posts QWERTY: My E3 2009 Predictions E3 is back to its old extravaganza self, which means everyone else over the next week on the net will start crapping themselves over all the awesomeness. The starry-eyed masses will flitter around claiming how everything will remake the way we play games. In fact you know there is going to be so much awesomeness there, because a great majority of the announcements have already been revealed, leaked, etc. That means there has to be even greater awesomeness for the show. | more
May 8, 2009 QWERTY Recent Posts QWERTY: Hey, hey, hey Goo-od Riddance 3D realms what is wrong with you, going under like you did. I'm not talking about the fact that you went under, but the fact you could even go under. | more
May 1, 2009 QWERTY Recent Posts QWERTY: Six Days in Fallujah Sometimes I don't think people think before they speak. We have a game coming out about a war that isn't over, depicting one of the greater horrors of our time on the battlefield in a video game. | more
April 17, 2009 QWERTY Recent Posts QWERTY: Why I Don’t Pay Him (Last week he decided a moment of silence was in order for the fallen and the stolen. I think he was just being lazy. – Eric Swain) Disclaimer: QWERTY's opinions are not mine nor the site's. The psudonym QWERTY is used to protect the innocent. Let us all have a moment of silence for the stolen. … … … … … Thank you.I have been thinking. Last generation we had the na na na na na na na of Katamari Damaci to drive us all batty as it continued round and round in our heads. | more
April 1, 2009 QWERTY Recent Posts QWERTY: Games are not Films…they’re Plays Everyone is always comparing video games to movies and for some reason people are complaining about his. Someone says Citizen Kane this or The Godfather that and everyone gets all in a huff. Stop that. Looking to other mediums is the only way we'll get any good games out of these people anytime soon. We need to learn so we can speed up the process. | more
March 27, 2009 QWERTY Recent Posts QWERTY: OnLive – I Call Bulls**t You're promising a whole new world. OnLive is the console killer. It will change the industry and make having to upgrade obsolete. I call bulls**t. | more
March 20, 2009 QWERTY Recent Posts QWERTY: Racism Makes the World Go Round Is Resident Evil 5 racist? Short answer: No. Long answer: | more
March 13, 2009 QWERTY Recent Posts QWERTY: SEGA = Sadistic Elderly Gloating A**h**es I've been getting my ass handed to me. That is my thesis. | more
