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QWERTY: Video Games are an Embarrassment

Friday, June 12, 2009

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Watchers video порно старухи Twisted film Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb download Disclaimer: QWERTY’s opinions are not mine nor the site’s. The psudonym QWERTY is used to protect the innocent. (I realized if you had not idea what he was talking about you would find this even more vulgar than [...]

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QWERTY: Run Like Hell

Friday, June 5, 2009

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Disclaimer: QWERTY’s opinions are not mine nor the site’s. The psudonym QWERTY is used to protect the innocent. (I have  no comment. – Eric Swain The Hoax download The Adventures of Pluto Nash release ) порно подглядывание American Violet What the hell are you doing just sitting there? Did you not read the title? Do you [...]

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QWERTY: My E3 2009 Predictions

Friday, May 29, 2009

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E3 is back to its old extravaganza self, which means everyone else over the next week on the net will start crapping themselves over all the awesomeness. The starry-eyed masses will flitter around claiming how everything will remake the way we play games. In fact you know there is going to be so much awesomeness there, because a great majority of the announcements have already been revealed, leaked, etc. That means there has to be even greater awesomeness for the show.

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QWERTY: Hey, hey, hey Goo-od Riddance

Friday, May 8, 2009

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3D realms what is wrong with you, going under like you did. I'm not talking about the fact that you went under, but the fact you could even go under.

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QWERTY: Six Days in Fallujah

Friday, May 1, 2009

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Sometimes I don't think people think before they speak. We have a game coming out about a war that isn't over, depicting one of the greater horrors of our time on the battlefield in a video game.

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QWERTY: Why I Don't Pay Him

Friday, April 17, 2009

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(Last week he decided a moment of silence was in order for the fallen and the stolen. I think he was just being lazy. – Eric Swain)   Disclaimer: QWERTY’s opinions are not mine nor the site’s. The psudonym QWERTY is used to protect the innocent.   Let us all have a moment of silence for the stolen. … … download [...]

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QWERTY: Games are not Films…they’re Plays

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

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Everyone is always comparing video games to movies and for some reason people are complaining about his. Someone says Citizen Kane this or The Godfather that and everyone gets all in a huff. Stop that. Looking to other mediums is the only way we'll get any good games out of these people anytime soon. We need to learn so we can speed up the process.

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QWERTY: OnLive – I Call Bulls**t

Friday, March 27, 2009

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You're promising a whole new world. OnLive is the console killer. It will change the industry and make having to upgrade obsolete. I call bulls**t.

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QWERTY: Racism Makes the World Go Round

Friday, March 20, 2009

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Is Resident Evil 5 racist? Short answer: No. Long answer:

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QWERTY: SEGA = Sadistic Elderly Gloating A**h**es

Friday, March 13, 2009

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I've been getting my ass handed to me. That is my thesis.

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